In the second episode of the second season of House, Chase kisses a 9-year old girl. Here is the conversation between Chase and House after the kiss.
Chase : She wanted one kiss before she dies. If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex.
House : Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the month.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
ipod vibrator
I'm so glad that somebody invented the ipod vibrator. it's a milestone of civilization (for men and for women). won't forget the excitement i had when i saw it in taiwan for the first time. it's amazing that you can shift it to a conventional vibrator if you play techno, LOOK (and feel) so easy. and it back to be a hi-tech one if you play anything modern or ... post-modern (say Sigur Rós, it's the newest POST i know).
imagine you open a playlist with the order following the development of music, you can experience the HISTORY, not learning it, while enjoying the greatest pleasure possible (i guess it's so for a female). when you reach the orgasm, so the history ends with your COME.
it's a pity that there is no such thing serving a man. there is a masturbation cup but not a automatic (electronic) one. some may say there are many more female prostitutes on earth, so men don't need it. this idea shows the ignorance of the difference between an intercourse and a masturbation.
p.s. one of my wishes is a tool (toy) would be invented that enables a person to simulate the feeling of orgasm of both sexes.
imagine you open a playlist with the order following the development of music, you can experience the HISTORY, not learning it, while enjoying the greatest pleasure possible (i guess it's so for a female). when you reach the orgasm, so the history ends with your COME.
it's a pity that there is no such thing serving a man. there is a masturbation cup but not a automatic (electronic) one. some may say there are many more female prostitutes on earth, so men don't need it. this idea shows the ignorance of the difference between an intercourse and a masturbation.
p.s. one of my wishes is a tool (toy) would be invented that enables a person to simulate the feeling of orgasm of both sexes.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
左行右企
地鐵正在宣傳8:30am前出閘就有大家樂優惠的計劃. 這計劃的目標無非是疏導8、9點上班時間的人流. 如果宣傳奏效, 計劃成功, 上班族有福. 車廂內人數減少, 氣氛都會改善. 不過其實地鐵更迫切要做的是再教育乘客. 問題集中兩方面, 車廂內的容量和由車廂到車站外的路程.
車廂內的空間雖然有限, 但有時卻未盡用, 因為有好多乘客像蟹一樣 "呀起隻螯" . 地鐵應該像教導幼稚園的小朋友一般, 告訴那些乘客: "這樣做是不對的, 儘管閱讀免費報紙是好事, 但亦要考慮站在旁邊的人的感受阿! "
p.s. 要教導他們面向車窗站立, 將會企得較穩陣. 減少與旁人的磨擦. 而不要面向車的兩端站立.
離開車廂後, 通常要利用扶手電梯才可到達地面. 在這一段空間我們可以看到香港人落後的一面, 扶手電梯都站滿人. 這一句所描述的狀況, 問題在於個"站"字, 因為在扶手電梯上應該左行右企, 不是左企右企. 另外, 有些人雖然左行, 但到了電梯的終點, 一腳踏實地後, 他們又會像打算養寵物一樣, 停一停、諗一諗, 而窒礙了整個隊伍的前進.
如果可以改善以上的劣行, 大家都會好過啲.
車廂內的空間雖然有限, 但有時卻未盡用, 因為有好多乘客像蟹一樣 "呀起隻螯" . 地鐵應該像教導幼稚園的小朋友一般, 告訴那些乘客: "這樣做是不對的, 儘管閱讀免費報紙是好事, 但亦要考慮站在旁邊的人的感受阿! "
p.s. 要教導他們面向車窗站立, 將會企得較穩陣. 減少與旁人的磨擦. 而不要面向車的兩端站立.
離開車廂後, 通常要利用扶手電梯才可到達地面. 在這一段空間我們可以看到香港人落後的一面, 扶手電梯都站滿人. 這一句所描述的狀況, 問題在於個"站"字, 因為在扶手電梯上應該左行右企, 不是左企右企. 另外, 有些人雖然左行, 但到了電梯的終點, 一腳踏實地後, 他們又會像打算養寵物一樣, 停一停、諗一諗, 而窒礙了整個隊伍的前進.
如果可以改善以上的劣行, 大家都會好過啲.
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